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Taylor Swift hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend with a hilarious opening monologue – singing about everything from boyfriends to Kanye West.

Here are some sample lyrics:

“I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.”

“You might think I’d bring up Joe (Jonas), that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la. And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor (Lautner)! But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.”

“You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye (West) and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue. We have a great show. Kanye West is not here, so stick around. We’ll be right back.”

Check out bellow Taylor Swift’s Monologue Song from SNL.